(9:51:46 AM) Nick: LET'S REBUILD THE COLOSEUM!
(9:51:50 AM) Brektyme: yes!
(9:51:54 AM) Nick: HEY! THERE'S ONE IN LA!
(9:52:40 AM) Brektyme: we can put all Organized Religions to death
(9:52:51 AM) Brektyme: or make them fight it out
(9:52:54 AM) Nick: even Jedi?
(9:53:01 AM) Brektyme: well maybe not the Jedi
(9:53:18 AM) Brektyme: cause it's obvious they'd win
(9:54:10 AM) Brektyme: but the religion that wins is the one true religion and no innocents will be harmed
(9:54:33 AM) Brektyme: then we can put them in a rocketship and send them to colonize Mars
(9:54:51 AM) Brektyme: or whatever other planet we choose
(9:55:18 AM) Nick: I know of an anime where mars was the last place humans had survived, but they couldn't have children so they had little android "dolls" that they treated like kids
(9:55:51 AM) Nick: and the leaders of the planet were hundreds of years old and were worshipped as gods and were from the original colonization expedition
(9:56:15 AM) Brektyme: weird
(9:56:25 AM) Brektyme: so it's like Catholics?
(9:56:34 AM) Brektyme: so the Catholics win eh?
(9:56:39 AM) Brektyme: I had a feeling
(9:56:56 AM) Nick: so you finally admit catholics are not christians?
(9:57:14 AM) Brektyme: all those Cursades and they've fought in the Colloseum
(9:57:17 AM) Brektyme: damnit
(9:57:48 AM) Brektyme: all those Crusades and they've fought in the Colosseum before
(9:58:00 AM) Brektyme: I don't admit anything
(9:59:10 AM) Brektyme: I think if we are going to have a battle royal we should divide them up all the same, All the different sects of every religion will be fighting, not just Christians, or Muslims, or Jews
(9:59:21 AM) Nick: royale
(9:59:38 AM) Brektyme: sorry you knew what I meant
(9:59:48 AM) Nick: I think we should do it Royal Rumble styleQ
(9:59:51 AM) Nick: style!
(9:59:58 AM) Nick: it'll be more fun!
(10:00:12 AM) Brektyme: but out side the ring is giant spikes?
(10:00:20 AM) Nick: sure!
(10:00:36 AM) Nick: except for the ramp the participants use to get to the ring
(10:00:57 AM) Brektyme: now will each religion be picking a champion to represent it?
(10:01:08 AM) Nick: 22
(10:01:14 AM) Brektyme: huh?
(10:01:19 AM) Nick: 22 champions each
(10:01:27 AM) Brektyme: I see
(10:01:46 AM) Nick: LIVE ON PPV!
(10:01:53 AM) Brektyme: can we have lions and stuff let into the ring?
(10:02:09 AM) Brektyme: like instead of a champion a lion comes to the ring?
(10:02:34 AM) Nick: I'll leave that up to you, cause that seems kinda difficult
(10:02:35 AM) Brektyme: but it's random to the fighters don't know if it's going to be a person or a bear
(10:02:56 AM) Nick: you must get a velociraptor though
(10:03:06 AM) Brektyme: totally agree
(10:03:35 AM) Brektyme: and weapons should pop out the ground to "aid" the champions
(10:03:51 AM) Nick: all right but no guns
(10:03:57 AM) Nick: guns make it too easy
(10:04:05 AM) Brektyme: cause the raptors would win hands down
(10:04:50 AM) Nick: we'll give them a couple of naginata
(10:04:54 AM) Brektyme: I'm thinking medieval weapons
(10:04:59 AM) Nick: that should allow them to take down a raptor or two
(10:05:56 AM) Brektyme: how much should we charge to watch this event?
(10:06:06 AM) Nick: 44.95
(10:06:19 AM) Brektyme: really cause it's going to be expensive to put on
(10:06:32 AM) Nick: not in borneo
(10:10:25 AM) Brektyme: I thought we were going to do it in Rome
(10:10:34 AM) Brektyme: cause of the history
(10:11:41 AM) Nick: I dunno if you realize this, but the Coloseum is called a "ruin" because it's in ruins
(10:11:55 AM) Brektyme: but we can fix it
(10:12:09 AM) Brektyme: it's mostly there
(10:12:12 AM) Nick: can we make it better stronger faster? do we have the technology
(10:12:17 AM) Brektyme: yes
(10:12:33 AM) Nick: the six billion dollar stadium!
(10:13:18 AM) Brektyme: yes
(10:13:55 AM) Brektyme: and since most the big three are so close it won't be that big of an issue getting them there
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